Have you been trying to establish contact, only to be frustrated and fooled by aircraft, satellites and that pesky Elon Musk?  Increase your chances of contact and let them know you're ready with this brand new graphic tee by Crap-O-Rama!!  This cool new shirt will have you transmitting telepathic communications to Zeta Reticuli and making UFO landing sites in your mashed potatoes in no time!  (***Crap-O-Rama is not responsible for any subliminal messaging contained within this artwork.***)